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Sempoanga is a beautiful resort world with one little problem: a nasty venereal infection which requires anyone who catches it to remain quarantined there for the rest of his or her life. Scientists are working diligently to find a cure, but without success. So when you're on Sempoanga, you should be careful whom you sleep with. But of course, those kinds of things only happen to someone else.
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